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Convert to Pastafarianism

Join millions of devoted followers worldwide. Becoming a Pastafarian is simple, and the benefits are eternal (especially the beer volcano).

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Accept His Noodly Appendage

Acknowledge that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true creator of the universe. He created everything after drinking heavily, which explains a lot about the world.

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Dress Code: Pirate Regalia

Full pirate regalia is our official dress code. The decline in pirate population directly correlates with global warming.

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Observe Friday as Holy Day

Every Friday is a religious holiday. This isn't just convenient - it's scientifically proven. Partake in pasta, meatballs, and merriment.

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Follow the 8 Commandments

Our moral code is simple and sensible. Read them here.

📜 Official Conversion Certificate

By reading this page, you are now a legally ordained minister of Pastafarianism!

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Certificate of Ordination

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

"This certifies that the bearer has been touched by His Noodly Appendage."

Signed,

His Most High and Slurpy Excellency

R'Amen ✝🍝

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