Join millions of devoted followers worldwide. Becoming a Pastafarian is simple, and the benefits are eternal (especially the beer volcano).
Acknowledge that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true creator of the universe. He created everything after drinking heavily, which explains a lot about the world.
Full pirate regalia is our official dress code. The decline in pirate population directly correlates with global warming.
Every Friday is a religious holiday. This isn't just convenient - it's scientifically proven. Partake in pasta, meatballs, and merriment.
Our moral code is simple and sensible. Read them here.
By reading this page, you are now a legally ordained minister of Pastafarianism!
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
"This certifies that the bearer has been touched by His Noodly Appendage."
Signed,
His Most High and Slurpy Excellency
R'Amen ✝🍝